him: it happened again.
me: what happened?
him: I love you more today than I did yesterday. I didn't think it was possible...
me: I'm not complaining.
him: I 'spose not.
me: however, this WILL have to stop at some point
him: yeah. if it keeps up like this...my head'll implode. brains everywhere
me: yeah, we don't want that.
him: nope. we don't want that.