Friday, November 30, 2007

my blog is cursed.

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I say something here...


the precise opposite occurs.


fine, bliggity blog. have it your way.

I'm ugly.
my boobs are tiny.
I don't want to make any money.
I like stress.
I don't need new clothing...


and your mom is gorgeous.

5 comments:

  1. tiny boobs are better to have.. you get more nerve endings per square inch... so you get to feel more intense pleasure... or pain. Plus it is hard to climb with big boobs.

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  2. ^ agreed.

    I <3 my 12 year old boy boobs.

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  3. big boobs all eventually sag. Who wants to rock the old 'rocks in socks' looks anyway? Yeah.

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  4. Our boobs will always look this great :)

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  5. Congratulations! It worked.

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