True Tales of a Human Pacifier...

It's been a long time. a long, long time. like...so long that the last time I posted a blog (I blame facebook) my now 18 month old was s...

yeah, yeah...pregnancy. blessing. blah, blah...miracle of life. woodie hoo hoo...power of a woman. I hear ya...and to that I have only to sa...

small fry gave us another scare today... here's to hoping my unborn son is getting enough oxygen to his lil' dome!

deprived of any real creative outlet (or, more specifically, the time to attend to the ones I already/used to have)... I've started taki...

fuck my to-do list. just give me enough sleep, a free hand once in a great while and get the fuck outta my face when I'm obviously going...

I think my doo doo list is supernatural. self-perpetuating. above reproach, reprove or reprieve (mine). despite my ass-busting efforts, the...

things that MUST be done. today (...ish): -bathe. oqui had a dream the other night that I was walking around in hotpants leaking spaghetti f...

I'll put the 83 things I'd like to post there, here...in one convenient, not as creeperish place. -I've now eaten enough chocola...

a very quick and completely INcomprehensive update (before the Prof gets his hands on another power tool or permanent marker): -IT'S A B...

we have been dutifully and begrudgingly scrubbing, scraping, peeling and arm wrestling with what's left of decades old wallpaper in this...

all 20-21 weeks. regretfully, these are mostly crappy self mirror shots, as I think Oqui is still refusing the inevitable. sprout number 3.

I think I'm gonna run the dishwasher o' doom, today. we settle (or will settle) on the new house in about 3 hours, which means we ar...

I was, today, driving behind the LONGEST short bus I have ever seen. all of the children on this bus appeared to me to have either: a. serio...

I'm MAD. (duh) our pediatric practice is full of a bunch of very sweet doctors led by some seriously misguided policies. AND THEIR OFFIC...

I don't normally do resolutions. I think I stopped that particularly annoying habit somewhere around my 16th or 17th year at which point...