I know my wife tried to stab me while I was asleep for hiding her favourite dessert while she was pregnant. No matter that she was eating 5 helpings a night - and several during each day.
I'm sure he'll be forgiving and understanding if you begin the pagan ceremony with something like:
"Honey, I'm pregnant. You hide my chocolate. I didn't want to kill you but YOU made me pregnant then YOU hid my fucking chocolate. Now YOU have to die."
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Kill him. Kill him now.
I know my wife tried to stab me while I was asleep for hiding her favourite dessert while she was pregnant. No matter that she was eating 5 helpings a night - and several during each day.
I'm sure he'll be forgiving and understanding if you begin the pagan ceremony with something like:
"Honey, I'm pregnant. You hide my chocolate. I didn't want to kill you but YOU made me pregnant then YOU hid my fucking chocolate. Now YOU have to die."
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