to Captain Cock Block.
It's painfully obvious that as long as this child insists on sleeping in our bed (it's also obvious that he'll insist on doing so for quite some time)...
we won't be seeing any action...at least from each other. the child is 8 lbs of pure cock-blocking fury. in bed...he's about 6'8" 340...and determined.
we'll either need longer appendages or detachable naughty bits.
go go gadget genitals.
3 comments:
Two words. Controlled crying.
If that doesn't work teach him to pinch your nipples properly (ref. prev. post).
That's 2 suggestions.
Alternatively you should just get used to the fact that you are now acting like any normal married couple... sex 4 times a year whether you want it or not.
Professor Stink Bottom
A.K.A.
Captain Cock Block
Good thing my ape index is big. Although if my penis were either detachable or longer...
GOOD LUCK! Ours is 11 months and still. sleeping. with. us.
But I must say we are happy about it. We know he'll be big soon and suddenly be like 'go to hell I want my race car bed' but hey. He's a snugglebutt. We did try (read: half assedly and for one night) to have him sleep in the crib but he would wake up and yell and not stop. And I cannot have him cry it out it breaks my heart. It was easier to scoop him up and take him to bed. Damn. It's going to be hard to wean him.
Until then, um, use his long naps as scheduled time to get play. It's the only thing that'll work.
PS- PLEASE TELL ME YOU DREW THAT PICTURE? DYING OVER HERE! TOO CUTE.
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