Wednesday, October 21, 2009

unpossible

we are supposed to settle on the new house in 8 days.

ummm...no.

long story (INCREDIBLY LONG STORY) short:

-dude filed for bankruptcy 3 years ago and didn't disclose it. awesome. now the court must be involved to approve the sale, but first...

-dude has to be declared mentally competent to enter into a contract/undergo bankrupty proceedings/wipe his own ass, etc.

yes. he was declared incompetent 11 (ELEVEN FUCKING) years ago, had the deed to his home (the one we're trying to buy) transferred to his grandfather, had it transferred back when he got married WITHOUT REVERSING THE INCOMPETENCE RULING, and now the title to the home is completely fucked.

we MUST settle on this (or any other) home before November 30 in order to get the 8 grand tax credit.

so not gonna happen.

I'm livid, concerned and more nauseous than ever.

honest to god WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO LIVE???

my ex-husband is coming back for this house in 8 days...

sure hope he likes having roomies.

3 comments:

Oak said...

It will all work out. Mark and I will spooon on the twin bed in the spare bedroom. That way he wouldn't have to hear us procreating, not that that would ever happen again.

Plus splitting housing costs would help us save some dough for a real down payment..or ski trip to Utah for me and the Monkey...just kidding...you can tag along.

Our agent called back with good news, well as good as it could be considering. There's a doublewide in the ghetto with our names all over it...no literally, it has been spray painted on the siding. Should be out of debt in two weeks with that one.

Suki said...

shut up, you.

Big Mike said...

"my ex-husband is coming back for this house in 8 days..."

It's not winter yet. Give him a cardboard box and a blanket.