oqui wants

oqui wants:

-new pants
-snow tires
-a good nights sleep
-the baby and I to be quiet during his fifth feeding in the dead of the night
-vegetables that aren't over-cooked
-and apparently, a skull fracture in the exact shape and size of my ski boot.

gentlemen, here is a bit of sound advice for those of you who either have little ones, or will at some point...

do NOT fuck with their breastfeeding mother.

she is chubby, hormonal and sleep deprived to the point of near-psychosis.

translation: she will stab your bitch ass.

if you cannot be at least helpful (gasp! what is this suki going on about??? a man being helpful in the middle of the night???) then at least do yourself a favor and make an effort to contain your hostility...

lest you find yourself at a 24 hour grocery store, screaming infant in hand, asking the clerk where they keep the infant formula...

'cause your baby momma got sick of your selfish ass and bounced.