Hi. My name is Suki...

and all I talk about is work. possibly because...outside of cooking, cleaning, humping (yeah. I said it. jealous?) and sleeping...

it's all I do.

(and nobody wants to hear about me cleaning, I'm sure.)

I was just about to sum up yet another day in prison...errr...school...when I realized:

you guys probably don't give a shit. so I sat here racking my brain over something to write about...

and came up with precisely di-ock.

thusly, for your daily installment of life according to suki, I'm going to grace you with as many one syllable words as I can think of that mean (or imply) to have sex.

1. fuck
2. scromp
3. bone
4. hump
5. shag
6. twist
7. screw
8. nut
9. hit
10. flip
11. spin
12. ice
13. hurt
14. nail
15. tag
16. do
17. kill
18. bang
19. poke
20. toss
21. lay
22. sack
23. wank (<----does sex alone count?)
24. slide
25. bag
26. smash
27. freak
28. grind
29. bump
30. bend
31....



a little help here, guys?