that is no porn star moustache...I callbullshit on them and and renaming them the "Ralph Macchio" cause they are not grown in properly, have no depth, no contour and lack character... The one and only true 1970's pornstarmoustache fizzled out and died when Burt Reynolds buried it a cowboy hat and Trans-am jacket renaming it... "The Bandit" Yet! it is worthy of acknowledgement,due to it's depth, shape, fullness, sex appeal, undergrowth, flavorsaving capabilities and last of all posi traction qualities, 3d quality. It looks like a wild animal on his face much like the bush mavens of the said 1970'sporn flicks....it was what you did... grow hair in places there probablly shouldn't be any hair for numerous reasons.... and that's all I have to say about that.
It's always fun with spectators. Once in my wild single days we were on a beach early morning and thought why not- Let's...FREAK NASTY (had to include that, thanks..) and there was one lone hoodie wearing figure on one of those Lifeguard posts, drinking. Far enough away.. but when we were done we noticed shit had multiplied and there were several people at the base of the Lifeguard tower. Hanging out. High-fiving.
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Lucky biatch. Kudos.
that's the next facial hair project.
that is no porn star moustache...I callbullshit on them and and renaming them the "Ralph Macchio"
cause they are not grown in properly, have no depth, no contour and lack character...
The one and only true 1970's pornstarmoustache fizzled out and died when Burt Reynolds buried it a cowboy hat and Trans-am jacket renaming it... "The Bandit"
Yet! it is worthy of acknowledgement,due to it's depth, shape, fullness, sex appeal, undergrowth, flavorsaving capabilities and last of all posi traction qualities, 3d quality. It looks like a wild animal on his face much like the bush mavens of the said 1970'sporn flicks....it was what you did... grow hair in places there probablly shouldn't be any hair for numerous reasons.... and that's all I have to say about that.
*smiles @ flavor savor*
It's always fun with spectators. Once
in my wild single days we were on a beach early morning and thought why not- Let's...FREAK NASTY (had to include that, thanks..) and there was one lone hoodie wearing figure on one of those Lifeguard posts, drinking. Far enough away.. but when we were done we noticed shit had multiplied and there were several people at the base of the Lifeguard tower. Hanging out. High-fiving.
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