Wednesday, November 28, 2007

SURPLUS!!!

I know we're missing something in the calculations.

several things, I'm sure.


HOWEVER, we just determined that with all (forty-eight million) of our jobs...we won't starve during the winter months.

amen.
hallelujah.
praise be to...something.

I'm gonna splurge and buy the quilted TP tonight.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Personally I prefer a pre-chaffed anus. That way you can't blame me. Stick to the cheap stuff, 80 grit maximum.

But if you must splurge, then consider wiping at every other visit rather than after each one, or use the other side of the square, most are two-ply anyway.

Darling And So Charming said...

Or be like that dumb bitch Laurie David and use just 'one square' every time you go. No matter if you say, just has Mexican or not..use one square. Didja see that press tour she had with Sheryl Crow? yeah..

forty f15teen said...

they give you money if you show your girly bits on the interweb...