It's a girl!

my son...is a giant vagina.

I'm having trouble understanding how a person possessing a penis can be such a poodle.

we must take measures to allow the boy to grow into his testicles.

from now on I'm mixing his bottles with gunpowder and whiskey. for Valentine's day he's getting a weight bench, a porno and "peformance enhancing enzymes."

I aint raising no creampuff.

the whining must stop.