Dear The Baby's Belly,

I want eggs. I want a whole grain english muffin with peanut butter, and I want a large glass of milk on the side.

Any chance you can give me and the Prof a break and let a few foreign proteins slide by without incident???

I'll make it worth your while. I'll get you some fancy shmancy lil bitty infant probiotics and fill you with warm allergen free milk (I think) in exchange for:

-no gas
-no vomitting (particularly down my blouse)
-no screaming, fussing or fit pitching
and please dear lord...
-no more explos-poos.

Let a Suki know your thoughts. If you're down...I can have an omelette with my name on it done in 28.94 seconds.

Teh Suki