Breaking News. Here is on-the-scenes footage from this morning's missing child case.
It would appear that, having too many places to place the child, the boy's exhausted mother simply forgot where she had put him.
Eventually, the child was located and is said to be in good conditon.
A spokesperson for the Dept of Children and Families says they are "looking into" the conditons surrounding the child's disappearance and will be speaking to his mother about the mass of dirty diapers on the windowsill.
In related news: Reports of yet another an Elmo sighting.
While there appears to be substantial evidence that a child does indeed reside here, noone has been able to locate the infant for hours.
It would appear that, having too many places to place the child, the boy's exhausted mother simply forgot where she had put him.
Eventually, the child was located and is said to be in good conditon.
A spokesperson for the Dept of Children and Families says they are "looking into" the conditons surrounding the child's disappearance and will be speaking to his mother about the mass of dirty diapers on the windowsill.
In related news: Reports of yet another an Elmo sighting.
4 comments:
That was fantastic!
Good investigative photography and documentation of decrepid living conditions.
I cleant it.
Isn't it always the way. The one time you want them to scream their lungs out and they sleep for hours.
we should really sand, scrape and paint those windowsills.
oqui!!!
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