very Tolkein move, excellent choice. Replacing the "pink thing" with "The Wand of Sarron" could be construded as a politcal uprising in the closely contested debates of "Dil-Do, or Dil-Don't?" Any self confident spouse or lover wouldn't feel threatened by such an object of any color or size, unless maybe it has blinky eyes, spins around at 78 speed and stares at you while playing slim whitman through a water proof speaker...
I don't see why you gave Jake the flick. He's more versatile than that shower head could ever hope to be. I hope you don't have kids that use your bathroom. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE KIDS?!
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very Tolkein move, excellent choice. Replacing the "pink thing" with "The Wand of Sarron" could be construded as a politcal uprising in the closely contested debates of "Dil-Do, or Dil-Don't?" Any self confident spouse or lover wouldn't feel threatened by such an object of any color or size, unless maybe it has blinky eyes, spins around at 78 speed and stares at you while playing slim whitman through a water proof speaker...
You are crazy, I laughed so hard when I saw this!
I had two showers today...
clean and happy!
that is a great way to live
but that shower head must make your office space get a little soggy
I don't see why you gave Jake the flick. He's more versatile than that shower head could ever hope to be. I hope you don't have kids that use your bathroom. WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE KIDS?!
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