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Dear Mommy,

Give me the spoon. I can do it myself.

Love,
Teh Prof

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Dear Professor,

You missed.

Love,
The Floor

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Dear Floor,

Don't worry. We've got your back.

Love,
The dogs

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To whom it may concern,

How the hell did I get wrapped up in this mess???

Fuck you all,
The Rest of the House