that when a dude downtown checked me out today, then said to his friend, "man, I need me a girl like that!" I had to refrain from saying out loud: good luck with that?
that I spent money I don't have on things I don't need?
that I accidentally left the house (for 4 hours) with the front door wide open and the dogs uncrated?
that I convinced my neighbors not to find out the gender of their baby (I told them it was cheating)...and now opah and I have an appointment on the 9th to see the sprouts yunk?
that I haven't included one single source of protein in my diet today (and that I went 4 weeks without gaining any weight...and put on 3 pounds (of chocolate) last weekend)?
that there's work to be done...and I don't feel like doing it?
that I spent three hours on the phone today with a friend bashing (ex and current) sister-in-laws?
that I'm not looking for a job?
(did I mention that I don't feel like doing anything???)
that I mentioned in a conversation today "trust me. I know a thing or two about flings"?
yeah. it's wrong.
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1 comment:
All those things you've listed...
sounds a lot like you're pregnant.
And NORMAL.
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