uncomfortable underwear make you stupid.
uncomfortable shoes make you mean.
all of my cohorts have real jobs.
I don't.
(nor do I want one)
warm baths make things better.
hot ones make them worse.
falling asleep in the bath is bad.
regardless of temperature.
no matter how hard I try, I can't train my dogs to answer my phone and take a message...or cook a meal...or clean up the poo.
I can't train the kid or the man to do those things, either.
I am inherently distrustful of strangers...and/or I hate them.
I hate teenagers.
I hate 20-somethings, 30-somethings, 40-somethings and 50-somethings.
60, 70 and 80-somethings are fine
...as long as they aren't driving in front of me.
I know absolutely jack shit about bird song...
except that it happens early in the morning.
I don't like early mornings.
I like a bit o' hair on a man's legs...
but not on my own.
I don't shave often enough.
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I maintain that I'd rather have the older, predictable person in front than the rest of rash humanity coming up from behind.
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