Tuesday, December 30, 2008

santa can suck it

Santa,

You fat dirty fuck! What a wonderful gift I got...half a night's sleep.

JUST ONE TEENY HALF.

When I asked for 5 hours of uninterrupted sleep...I didn't mean Monday.

I MEANT EVERYDAY.

but you knew that, didn't you?

you dirty cocksmoking sumnabitch. enjoy watching the suki suffer, don't you? I'm dying over here, and you love it. you, sir, are one sick fuck.

from now on,

I'm writing my letters to the easter bunny.

Suki

Ps. I hope you choke on the cookies, douchebag.

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