Tuesday, November 13, 2007

yawn.

I'm exhausted.

I've been having fitful sleep, at best, lately. tons of nightmares. most recently of snakes and demons chewing their way out of my ass.

anxiety over revisiting the whole ass doctor thing much? due to recent events: its decided.

I'm having the colonoscopy.

and I'm throwing oqui's alarm clock out the window tonight (not his fault, mind you),

but did I mention I NEED SLEEP?

the kid has been gone half an hour, the O has been gone for 20 minutes and it is all I can do not to go back to sleep. for six hours.

I'm so tired.

instead of fighting with the alarm clock(s) and going back to sleep, I finally gave in today and got up with him. I got the (sick) kid out of bed, let the dogs out, escorted the kid to the lower level bathroom (she refused to go on her own. there was a bug), packed his lunch (complete with padded red bra and a naughty note that he's going to be finding any. minute. now...) and had myself some cereal...

at home for once.

did I mention that I'm tired?

the teacher I was supposed to be covering for for TWO weeks had way more complicated surgery than expected...and is now out for another FOUR.

dear, lord...I'm tired.

parent teacher conferences this week. I no speaka da spanish (I mused a bit last night over how I live so near an area where english seems to be either a lost or yet to be acquired art).

as soon as my last parent leaves today...I'm coming home, putting on my in-home only pants (I wore them outside for the very first time EVER yesterday. velour ass enhancing, side stripe thigh enhancing, torn crotch cooter enhancing lack of aesthetics, and all).

it was one of the most ghetto things I've ever done (since high school, anyway)...

all because I'm tired.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think my water broke. I should be giving birth to the male version of anal reptilian lifeforms any minute.

We come in peace, but not til after we nap.

Suki said...

I'm thinking the only reason your water broke is b/c you're bra is too tight.

Liz Schleeper said...

This blog is brilliant. You have a new reader!

Suki said...

nice to have you aboard, liz!

ps. you look fast. how can I be down?

Kristibelle said...

Hope your conferences went well. Does your school have home language assistants? If so, demand one for times like these!!

I think the assoscope is a good idea--it'll set your mind at ease and hopefully allay the booty-mares. I had one 7 years ago and aside from the horrendous prep when the term "shit your brains out" makes sense, it's incredibly easy. And the best sleep you'll have had in weeks.