my son...is a giant vagina.
I'm having trouble understanding how a person possessing a penis can be such a poodle.
we must take measures to allow the boy to grow into his testicles.
from now on I'm mixing his bottles with gunpowder and whiskey. for Valentine's day he's getting a weight bench, a porno and "peformance enhancing enzymes."
I aint raising no creampuff.
the whining must stop.
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As I mentioned to you, I shall challenge him in a wrestling match when I get home and immediately following this, will introduce him to a screening of Apocalyspe Now and other assorted war movies, an NHL game, auto racing and Guinness.
With junk as big as his, you'd think testosterone was already putting hair on his chest.
Twinkle toes will be in for a rude awakening...it's only fair, he wakes us up rudely three times a night.
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