fuck!

my pants are STILL all too fucking tight.

these sons o' bitches HURT!!!

I climbed, rode, demolished a house and was otherwise active this weekend.

in days of yore...that'd've dropped a couple of pounds in no time.

FUCK!!!

it looks like i'm going to actually have to put some fucking effort into getting my tub-o-chub ass back into my god damned pants.

upon mentioning that maybe I should just buy new pants, monica said:

'just shrink yoself'


yeah. great. whatevs.

fuck that.

I like food.