we've decided to focus our energies on more team-based events, and as such...are on an incredibly rigid and strenuous cross training regiment in preparation. you can understand, of course, that with such intensive training in other disciplines...he just doesn't have the time to commit to training for a proper racing debut.
our competitive plans for the spring include such spine twisting and back breaking events as:
synchronized sitting:
competitive cuddling:
munch-assing (always a crowd pleaser):
SPSW (super power strength wedgie giving):
good ol' fashun wrasslin':
and of course...we're always in search of the ever-elusive 'who's yo momma noogie':
with bonus points awarded for coyote cackling, hyena heckling and mushroom tattoos. while no OFFICIAL points will be awarded for hickie production...
you can't go wrong on style.
it's been rough. and, quite frankly, the pressure has gotten to us from time to time, but come spring...
I guarantee one thing:
we're ready for your bitch asses.
bring it.
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You're so cute!
oh dear. a conundrum. i've been reading your blog for a while and now click on the google reader link as soon as it show you've written something new.
but that was before i saw you lived with a red sox fan. it's not so much that i despise the red sox. it's just that he's likely a patriots fan as well. and if he is, you probably like them as well.
sigh...
/avid colts fan
welcome, andy!
fret none. I despire the Pats as much (if not moreso than you)
...whilst we're knee-deep in red sox memorabilia, papi-lust and hard-ons whenever a yankee dies...
I'm a main-line girl at heart.
E.A.G.L.E.S
whew! crisis averted. i hate the yankees as well. 'specially since jeter stole my pen.
well, he didn't actually steal it but it makes for a better story if i tell it like that. i was at a charity function he hosts in michigan for kids and he didn't have one and borrowed mine. i never asked for it back but still...heh.
don't lie.
he "borrowed it" to give you an autograph.
didn't he?
Eagles stink, Manning is overrated and well we all know that the Yankess just plain SUCK.
I can only imagine what Jeter has used that pen to do.
lol. no. the kid i was mentoring got an autograph but i knew if i got one, i'd lose it within a year anyhow.
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