yes, she did.
the bitch next door dumped her trash on our property.
so I called the fuzz.
the fuzz talked to her. she lied. he left.
today...her old kitchen counter is still on my property.
...so I called the borough.
the old supervisor used to swing by and pick up the trash (he's now in the police academy. I'm glad. I'm gonna like him). the new guy...won't.
so her shit is still outside of my house. turns out I'm going to need to buy a permit for a special trash pick up.
I plan no revenge, whatsoever.
I mean it.
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Well, let's see if they decide to move it back to the property...
For all you dedicated readers, a fellow (nice) neighbor and I decided that it would be best if their trash was back on their property. In the process of hauling their shit to the huge pile of other trash I noticed one gigantic break in the case of determining who dumped thier crap on out property....these fucknuts put the smaller pieces into their own trash can and put the big pieces in out driveway. I took pictures for evidence.
It's gonna get interesting if this shit is back on our property, especially when I decide to clean OUR yard of dog waste.
Can't you and your manly man just go outside in the middle of the night, throw her shit back onto her lawn and then set it on fire?
You need ME as the other neighbor.
I'd be happy to pick up the slack and help you out here.
In case you do change your mind about revenge..
take some bleach and write
"f u c k' across their lawn. S'nice.
Or try the old school fave of mine..
Take a huge boombox, wedge it in the window and blast Industrial music. I'm partial to Wumpscut and Skinny Puppy..plenty there to choose from.
It is not soothing music, I can tell you.
If you don't have any of those cds lying around feel free to find a station playing the Mexican music aka the Tijuana Brass. That'll really make the neighbors start drinking during the day.
Get creative. Have fun with this.
Send pizzas. 3- enough it won't be a red flag for a prank but enough to annoy them should they decided to pay.
My favorite (I did this once, DIRE circumstances.. when I lived in Philly and this evil woman called the cops on us for low key parties..) Put up fliers of their address and 'YARD SALE' and write down '8 am- 12 am' on a Sat or something to piss them off.
Let me stew on this I will have some more for ya.
You will NOT let this thing win!
NEIN!
I shall plot for you. Wheels are in motion. Wheeeeeeeeee!!
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